Another Interview With Trump

The questions are fake but the quotes are real

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How are you feeling today?

“That’s a nasty question. To me, that’s the nastiest question.”

I didn’t know you were so thin skinned, I won’t ask about your day again. Let’s talk about your new scam, the Trump telephone. What is it?

“Prices will come down. You just watch: They’ll come down, and they’ll come down fast, not only with insurance, with everything.”

OK, but that doesn’t say anything about the phone company. Do you understand the question?

“People think I’m a gambler. I’ve never gambled in my life. To me, a gambler is someone who plays slot machines. I prefer to own slot machines. It’s a very good business being the house.”

Sure, sure. But your casino in Atlantic City went bankrupt. Why should we believe that you’re a good businessman?

“Very good question. (pause) I don’t think it’s a sin but I don’t think it should be done.”

Let’s talk about your political…