Snow On A Hot Summer’s Day

Based on Joan Rivers’ comedy routine.

Photo by Zane Lee on Unsplash

“Put that candy bar down,” Mother admonished me. Her eyes narrowed at me, she knew that I was about to argue with her. Defiantly I raised the chocolate back to my mouth and took a huge bite off of it. “See this is why you’re not married. All you do is go to work and come home and eat. It’s not natural, your Father would be disappointed in you. He always…